When You Think You Have the World’s Worst Job …
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johson
& Johson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove
the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken…
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
‘Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johson & Johson is personally tested and then sanitized ‘.
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
‘I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johson & Johson.’
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