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ALATKA, Fla. — A Florida man, who reported seeing a naked man jump into his pickup truck, pursued the stolen vehicle until it crashed less than two miles away and then detained the accused thief until deputies arrived.
he incident took place on U.S. Highway 17 about 9:30 a.m. Friday morning.
Dean Johnson, of Johnson’s Towing, said he had just parked his 1987 Chevrolet pickup in the company parking when he ran in for a cup of coffee and left his keys in the ignition.No sooner than he poured his coffee, Johnson said his secretary began screaming about someone taking off in his truck.The woman called 911 to report what she witnessed: Caller: “Hey, this is Holly at Johnson’s Towing. A guy has taken one of our trucks and he’s taken off. He’s run over our fence.”
911 Operator: “Do you have any idea who he is?”
Caller: “No. He ran through our yard naked and all of a sudden he jumped into our employee’s truck.”
“Instantaneously, I thought someone was just playing in it. Once he got to the gate and crashed through the gate, I knew something wasn’t right,” Johnson said.
Following at a distance, Johnson and his brother, Ronald, gave chase as they called the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office for help.Less than two miles away, the stolen pickup wrecked in a field on Reid Street, where Johnson detained the driver, later identified as Wayne Boylan, 41.Maj. Gary Bowling was the first officer at the scene. He said he had to do a double take when the dust cleared.”When the sea of civilians parted to find that the driver was naked, you kind of have to shift gears a little bit and figure out what to do next,” Bowling said.Boylan was cuffed, placed under arrested and charged with grand theft auto and trespassing.The Putnam County Sheriff’s Office said it was unclear why Boylan was naked or why the man stole Johnson’s truck. However, Bowling said it was clear from his conversation with the suspect that drugs were involved.”I asked him his name. I said, ‘What’s your name?’ He said, ‘Give me another hit and I’ll tell you my name.’ I said, ‘Hit of what?’ He said, ‘Crack.’ So, he was pretty clearly using drugs. That was just way outside of the norm,” Bowling said.Boylan was treated and released for injuries at Putnam County Medical Center before being booked into jail.
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Swedish women shed bikini tops in pool campaign
STOCKHOLM (AFP) - Decades after some women cast aside their bras as an act of feminist radicalism, a group of Swedish women have launched a campaign to go topless in local swimming pools.
The Bara Brost (Bare Breast) campaign began two months ago in the south of the country, one of the campaigners, Astrid Hellroth, told AFP.
Already about 50 women supported the campaign, she said, and a vanguard of 15 women had started direct action, swimming topless in local pools.
“Our aim is to start a debate about the unwritten social and cultural rules that sexualize and discriminate against the female body,” said Hellroth, a 21-year-old student.
They also had a blog, she added: barabrost.blogg.se. Their site links to a Canadian sister organisation, the Topfree Equal Rights Association.
“It’s important that women have the same rights as men,” said another campaigner, 22-year-old Ragnhild Karlsson.
“When you say we are more attractive topless, we say men should not be able to abuse women because they are topless.”
The new campaign has been closely followed by the Swedish sex education journal, Ottar.
It recorded the launch of the campaign in September in Uppsala, 50 kilometres (30 miles) from the capital Stockholm, when two young women left their bikini tops in the dressing room.
When the lifeguard at the leisure centre challenged them, they refused to cover up and were told to leave the premises.
“Swimming pools generally require men to wear swimming trunks, and women to wear either bikinis or one piece swimsuits,” Inger Grotteblad, a spokesman for the Uppsala leisure centre told the online newspaper The Local.
“There are three reasons for this. First, there is a security aspect, then there is a hygiene issue and finally there is what we call ‘prevailing manners and customs’.”
In October, the campaign switched to a swimming pool in the southern town of Malmo, The Local reported. But here again, health and safety prevailed.
Another attempt in the southern town of Lund also failed.
This month the local ombudsman will decide whether or not to mediate in the matter.
Wildlife Officials Hope Doughnuts Lure Orangutan Out of Trees
By Associated Press
MACCLENNY, FL (AP) — State wildlife officials are hoping doughnuts will lure an orangutan into the open in Baker County. Residents have reported seeing a “big orange ball of fur,” said Karen Parker, a spokeswoman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
Wildlife officers can’t confirm the furball is actually a large primate, though a Baker County animal control officer claimed she saw an orange-colored ape “much larger than a spider monkey” sitting in a tree. Some residents speculate it may only be a squirrel. Others think it may be a “baby Bigfoot.”
Whatever it is, it apparently has a sweet tooth. A bear hunter near Macclenny reported an animal stealing his sweet snacks, said fish and wildlife investigator Ken Holmes. Holmes laid doughnuts at the base of a tree, but the animal eluded him.
It’s illegal to own an orangutan in Florida without a commercial permit, and none are registered in the area, Holmes said. The closest zoo is in Jacksonville, but it hasn’t reported any missing animals.
“I can’t confirm that it wasn’t Bigfoot,” he said. “That’s one possibility. It’s just not a possibility I’m exploring.”
Source: The Florida Times-Union
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Stripper visits school in booking mix-up
A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen’s mother.
It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.
The Daily Mail said the teenager’s mother had told the teacher beforehand that a “birthday surprise” would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.
Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.
She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.
One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.
“The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said.
“Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”
The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.
“No one could believe it,” the student said.
“Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”
The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.
“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”
The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.
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Cow Falls Off Cliff and Hits Van
A Chelan County fire chief, Arnold Baker, said the couple missed being killed by a matter of inches in the accident Sunday on a highway near Manson.
The Eversons, visiting the area from their home in Westland, Mich., to celebrate their first wedding anniversary, were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.
Everson, 49, said he didn’t see the cow falling and didn’t know what happened until afterward.
He said he kept repeating: “I don’t believe this. I don’t believe this.”
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