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Happy Valley declares end to nude gardening

Rights - The City Council responds to neighbors’ complaints with a tentative nudity ordinance
Thursday, October 04, 2007
PETER ZUCKERMAN
The Oregonian Staff

The nude gardener of Happy Valley should at least put on underwear.

That’s what the City Council decided this week in tentatively approving an ordinance that makes it “unlawful for any person to expose his or her genitals while in a public place or place visible from a public place.”

If formally approved later this month, the law will apply when children younger than 13 are around or when “the exposure reasonably would be expected to alarm or annoy another person.”

Violations carry a $1,000 fine per exposure.

The issue arose when neighbors complained that Steven J. Howatt, 51, refused to put on clothes while gardening, mowing his lawn or walking around his property. A mail carrier also asked to changed routes.

Howatt, who didn’t attend the council meeting, said the controversy says more about neighborliness than nudity.

If someone had spoken to him nicely, he said, he probably would have put on some clothes. Instead, one neighbor yelled profanities at him and others complained to his employer, the police, the media and the city, he said. “I’m disappointed we couldn’t work out something.”

A few Happy Valley residents wrote to the council in support of Howatt. “I hate to see more of our rights taken away because a few people are uncomfortable,” said one e-mail.

Mayor Rob Wheeler said the nudity ordinance has attracted statewide attention. “In my seven years with the city,” he said, “I’ve never seen people or the media so interested in what we’re doing.”

Restless Leg Syndrome

It begins as a strange feeling in your legs that seems to get worse until you stand up and move around. Deep inside your legs you can feel burning, creeping, and crawling sensations that are hard to describe, even to your doctor. Meanwhile, you cope with your condition the best you can.

If these symptoms describe the way you are feeling, you may have restless legs syndrome (RLS), a sensorimotor condition that affects millions of Americans.

Restless legs syndrome can be a primary or a secondary condition. Primary restless legs syndrome is the main form of the disease. While no one is sure what causes primary restless legs syndrome, nearly half of the time it can be traced to a family history. There is currently no cure for primary restless legs syndrome. Secondary restless legs syndrome is caused by an unrelated condition such as pregnancy, anemia, or iron deficiency. Once the unrelated condition has been treated, secondary RLS will usually go away without further treatment.*

Living with RLS is difficult both physically and mentally and can have a major impact on normal, everyday life.

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‘Gay bomb’ scoops Ig Nobel award

Pioneering research into a “gay bomb” that makes enemy troops “sexually irresistible” to each other has scooped one of this year’s Ig Nobel Prizes.

Other winners included work on treating hamster jetlag with impotency drugs, extracting vanilla from cow dung, and the side-effects of sword swallowing.

The awards, founded in 1991, mark achievements that “first make people laugh, and then make them think”.

The prize ceremony took place at Harvard University, US.

Genuine Nobel Laureates handed out the much-coveted awards to the winners, who took away no cash, but instead received a hand-made prize, a certificate, and, of course, the glory of such an illustrious win.

Sword effects

Dan Meyer, executive director of Sword Swallowing Association International and an author of the British Medical Journal paper Sword Swallowing and its Side-Effects, said: “I was surprised and extremely honoured when I found out I was not only nominated for an Ig Nobel prize but that I had won it. I couldn’t believe it.”

He told the BBC News website that the study revealed that when professional sword swallowers ingested a single sword very carefully, it did not do much harm, but swallowing many swords, strangely shaped blades, or being distracted when swallowing, could cause injury.

The findings also suggested that sword swallowers should not swallow swords if they already had a sore throat, he said.

Unfortunately, said the organisers, nobody from the US military who carried out the research on chemicals that could prompt homosexual dalliances amongst rival troops (a research project called Harassing, Annoying and “Bad Guy” Identifying Chemicals) attended the ceremony because the study’s authors could not be tracked down.

Real research

The Ig Nobel Prizes were created by the Annals of Improbable Research (AIR), a science magazine.

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The Ig Nobels celebrate the unusual side of research

The awards, now in their 17th year, are intended to “celebrate the unusual, honour the imaginative - and spur people’s interest in science, medicine and technology”.

Marc Abrahams, the editor of AIR, told the BBC News website: “When I became the editor of a science magazine, suddenly I was meeting all kinds of people who had done things that were hard to describe, and for the most part, nobody had ever heard of.

“For some of them, it seemed a great shame that nobody would give them any kind of recognition, and that was what really led to the birth of the Ig Nobels.”

Like their more sober counterpart, the Nobel Prizes, the Ig Nobels are split into several categories and all research is real and published.

Late for Work; Caught with Pants Down

Sun Media: The London Free Press:  The crackdown on speeders is only in its first week, but Lambton OPP have already caught one man with his pants down — literally.

A 25-year-old Wallaceburg man is charged with careless driving after he was stopped for speeding Wednesday night and was found with his pants around his ankles, police said.

His vehicle was heading west on Petrolia Line in St. Clair Township, going 37 kilometres an hour over the limit.

Police said the man told them he was trying to pull his pants on because he was running late for work.

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