Stupidest Toys for Christmas 2007: #1 Roadkill Toys

#1 Roadkill Toys

Stupid.com recently released their 2007’s stupidest toys. I have a few on my list that weren’t found on stupid.com. I was doing an article on Google Trends and how to monetize the hottest keyword searches in Google, and I ran across a keyword sitting there at #14 out of 100 … roadkill toys … yep … that’s roadkill toys. You heard it right. It appears that a new UK company has developed a new kind of stuffed animal … a poor fuzzy bear or other creature that has met an unfortunate demise on the road by getting hit by a car. You get the deceased stuffed animal along with it’s guts and blood. I kid you not.

If you do a search for Road Kill toys, you’ll see they are developing a site for their company at roadkilltoys.com. It is still under construction, but they have a splash page up. So if you’re out of Christmas gift ideas at this early stage of the game, you might want to look up this UK company and be one of the first to get a Roadkill Toy.

#2 OMiBod: the iPod Vibrator

This one needs little explanation … going where no iPod accessory dared to go previously, the OMiBod is discreetly quiet, comes with a flaming pink velvet pouch … don’t leave home without it. Ladies you can now not only listen to your favorite tunes, but “feel” your favorite tunes. This one is sure to be a hit this Christmas. Perfect to slip into your ladies stocking on Christmas Eve or to purchase in a Secret Santa Office draw for your female co-workers. Trust me … they’ll love it.

#3 Santa Hates You: Not So Merry T Shirt

Ah yes. A t shirt of Santa Claus making an obscene gesture (flipping the bird) sold by Philadelphia-based Urban Outfitters. You might be out of luck if you had anticipated wearing this gem to the annual Christmas party– it is currently sold out at the chain’s Center City location.